what if i brought my old fold up chair? 
can i kick it??
As long as there aren't any bugs on it... I don't know where you've stored that thing.
What if.. LOL I mean.. As Mr. Darkjedi's official spokesperson, I have hid the "banhammer" so no one does anything silly that they would regret. :-P
"What if" is right. You're his spokesperson, I doubt you'd get the banhammer. I have one myself, I just misplaced it somewhere. Used it on some spammer once and then forgot where I put it.